Here is a song written for the Lost in Lexicon / Ice Castle series, produced by Pendred Noyce. The song is entitled “Girls Can’t Do Math” — but we all know this is not true. In the real world, things are quite the opposite!
It’s a fun song to play in the classroom, and sign along with.
Lyrics: Girls Can’t Do Math
The world around us has an order
All of us made to fit in our roles
And the male mind is the perfect tool
To seek and find that grand design
You’re not fit to know
Because Girls…Can’t do math
The female brain is a delicate flower
When exposed to math, it wilts and cowers
The way that they think means they don’t have the power
To solve the kind of higher mind
Problems we endure
Because Girls…Can’t do math
Explaining numbers to girls is a waste like no other
Why not teach a camel to sing?
It can’t be done – why do such a thing?
Women have a harder time with logic
All their emotions just get in their way
And they haven’t a shot at an abstract thought
To let them start would mock the art
And lead us all astray.
Because Girls…Can’t do math
They’re all feeling all passion, no reason, no measure
Why not teach a whale to run?
Why try such a thing? It can’t be done.
Their high voices squeak while reciting their tables,
Their long hair gets caught in their abacus cables
They can’t draw straight lines and their graphs have no labels,
Their moods, on whole, are variable
In all, irrational
Because Girls…Can’t do math (2x)
The Debate:
Archimedes, Al Khowarzmi, there’s really no point to pretend.
Gauss & Cantor & Fermat: Mathematicians are men
.Euler, Reimann, Newton, Euclid, Ramanujan,
Weierstrass, Pythagoras: Every last on is a man!
Emmy Noether & Agnes Baxter: Open your minds and you’ll see
Kovalevskaya & Doris Schattschneider: Double X chromosome just like me.
Sophie Germain, Florence Nightingale, Malone-Mayes: don’t make me laugh!
Litvinava, Hypathia: A female’s place is in math.
You can’t see that the solution in front of your faces.
Can I teach the blind to see?
I haven’t a choice it’s all up to me.
Well, you couldn’t be more wrong and you haven’t a clue
I just helped solve this problem YOU boys couldn’t do,
If you gave us 1/2 a chance we could prove that it’s true
That we can grasp the highest math
Just as well as you.
Because Girls…Can do math (6x)
Copyright 2013, Pendred Noyce